I'm a fan of Nik Zula's spanking cartoons. The simple style and the endearingly idiosyncratic English make for a pretty delightful combination. I've had a bash at some rhyming couplets inspired by the drawings. Just a bit of silly fun, really.
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’You know, my dear girl, I sometimes suspect,
That these spankings don’t have the intended effect,
More days seem to end, I just can’t understand,
With your sweet little butt squirming under my hand.
Here you are once again – I must say, I’m amazed,
Pinned over my lap, that cute miniskirt raised.
Exposing your perfect young panty-clad bum,
The prospect of wriggling and kicking to come.
No matter how often I chastise those cheeks,
We seem to end back here within the week.”
“Well uncle, I must say, from my perspective,
That your discipline might be a bit more effective,
If you ever informed, if you ever advised,
How a girl could avoid being daily chastised,
I try to be good, yet more reasons you find,
To expose and besiege my poor little behind.
As you spank my young bottom, I find I’m unsure,
If your motives for this are entirely pure.’
’You know, my dear girl, I sometimes suspect,
That these spankings don’t have the intended effect,
More days seem to end, I just can’t understand,
With your sweet little butt squirming under my hand.
Here you are once again – I must say, I’m amazed,
Pinned over my lap, that cute miniskirt raised.
Exposing your perfect young panty-clad bum,
The prospect of wriggling and kicking to come.
No matter how often I chastise those cheeks,
We seem to end back here within the week.”
“Well uncle, I must say, from my perspective,
That your discipline might be a bit more effective,
If you ever informed, if you ever advised,
How a girl could avoid being daily chastised,
I try to be good, yet more reasons you find,
To expose and besiege my poor little behind.
As you spank my young bottom, I find I’m unsure,
If your motives for this are entirely pure.’
Statistics: Posted by harang — Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:15 pm